What I would write on the back of the VHS case for my film, “DracuLAPD”

Detective John Dracula is the Los Angeles Police Department’s top cop.  He may bend the rules from time to time, but no one has collared more criminals or solved more crimes.  Highly decorated and admired by his peers, Det. Dracula is one of the brightest lights protecting the city from it’s own darkness.  But Dracula has a secret…

He’s actually the mythical Count Dracula!  Bored after centuries of feeding on the helpless, Dracula has decided to give up his evil ways and serve the species he once devoured… Man!  And what better way to do that then to eliminate evil-doers from the streets of it’s dirtiest city, Hollywood?  But when his investigation into his newest case points toward a figure from his past, his hunger begins to rise again.  Can Dracula keep his cool as he solves the mystery?  Or will the blood-lust overtake what’s left of his mind?  Either way, blood will flow, and criminals had better run, when DracuLAPD hits the streets.