Hey anyone who likes that Marilyn Monroe quote: Fuck you. Really? You’re so goddamned great that we don’t deserve you when you’re being nice if we expect to be treated like humans and refuse to put up with your irrational bullshit the rest of the time? Learn some self control and some fucking respect.
*I’m sure there’s a nicer way to say that, but I’m in a crappy mood and am sick of caring. If you can’t handle that, you don’t deserve me when OH WAIT I GET IT NOW