March 2010
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NewsRadio
Lisa: Tell me.
Dave: Oh, no.
Lisa: Oh, come on. You can tell me.
Dave: No, it's embarrassing.
Lisa: Come on, please?
Dave: Oh, OK. Ever since I was 14 years old, I've always fantasized about making love on the space shuttle...
Lisa: That's... that's adorable, Dave.
Dave: ...with a space prostitute.
“These things happen, Frank. You know O’Connors down in Accounting? ...”
– Frank’s boss giving him a pep talk in “It’s Alive!”, an awesome movie from 1974 in which Frank and his wife have a killer mutant baby and Frank tries to figure out how to deal with that.
