steveagee: I love Norm MacDonald so much! Norm reads off a list of things he’s thankful for this year. Since I was 9 I have considered Norm MacDonald the funniest man ever.
When I had my art in a real gallery
squirrelwhirl: At music school we shared a building with the Art Department and I often had to pass through the Student Art Gallery if I was late for class. One day I noticed that all the empty display cases in the gallery were unlocked when they didn’t hold any art, so I decided to take the garbage from my lunch and shove it all in there. The garbage stayed in the case for 2 weeks before...
The problem is, it’s not really a scientific idea at all, because they do not...– Richard Dawkins talking about creationists wanting creationism taught in public schools
The Gap apparently isn't commercializing Christmas... →
Rap lyrics taken out of context and made fun of. →
Conversation with a guy whose ass I just kicked at...
Him: Whatever, Maxi's the easiest character to use
Me: No, you need to know how and when to do low hits and how to avoid doing moves that break the flow of your combos...
Him: Actually you just have to keep pressing X and Y. And sometimes B. And then block occasionally.
Me: Uh, that's kind of how the controller works. You press the buttons.
Him: Oh yeah... Good game.
squirrelwhirl: ““Frankenstein’s Monster has handsome hands, handsome hands, handsome hands. Handsome hands for a handsome man. He’s a handsome handed man.”” — Levon I totally forgot about this one! The other day I was singing him his Christmas song though: Silver cat Silver cat It’s Frankenstein, he’s my kitty
my silly fear
squirrelwhirl: I wish I could go the rest of my life never needing to make a phone call to a stranger. I agree.
The Olympics in Vancouver don’t start until February, but I am already sick of them due to constant stupid commercials and stupid news updates. I think the Olympics are stupid, and I wish a different country was hosting them.
My first attempt at a flipbook on the DSi. I plan to get better.
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Conversation with my roommate about cat costumes:
Levon: you should buy this dress for Genocide: https://stores.myregisteredsite.com/user990875/mm5/graphics/00000001/15FF-332-EmpressDressForDogCats.jpg
Levon: It's pretty and it comes in cat sizes, and it's only $120
Alice: nnooooo? nnoooo....... nononononoooo.... maybe a devil costume. I don't think she's that girlie. maybe a cape or an apron. not a dress. maybe godzilla.
Alice: closer... how bout a german nazi?
Levon: you should totally make her an arm band and an SS hat!
Alice: ok! you wouldn't be able to see a hitler 'stache though
Levon: aw. But then Frankenstein's Monster would have to dress up in his Batman costume and beat her up and take her to Arkham Asylum.
Alice: don't think that would happen... Gen's already sending Kitten in as her secret spy....
Levon: but Franky already knows that Kitten is Catwoman... He even typed it into his Batcomputer. (aka scratching post)
Manny: Do you think I should wash my beard?
Bernard: I think you should, yeah. You should wash your beard... then shave it off... nail it to a Frisbee... and fling it over a rainbow.
I spent all day today in my Halloween costume, but didn’t end up leaving the house because my roommate decided she didn’t want to go to the party we were originally going to go to and I didn’t want to go by myself. I didn’t really want to go anyway, except for wanting to maybe meet some new friends now that I’m back in my shitty hometown and don’t know very...
Into space… a stream of cat atoms… It’d be funny if life...– Scientist guy from The Fly (1958) talking about the cat he disintegrated and lost.