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Sep 30th
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“I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you...”
– Hey anyone who likes that Marilyn Monroe quote: Fuck you. Really? You’re so goddamned great that we don’t deserve you when you’re being nice if we expect to be treated like humans and refuse to put up with your irrational bullshit the rest of the time? Learn some self control and...
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New video from Foetus!
May 22nd
ListenA synth-pop song I wrote long ago. Years...
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April 2011
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Amis on Hitchens →
I love Christopher Hitchens and Martin Amis.  If you haven’t read Amis’ “Time’s Arrow” please read it ASAP (IDEALLY WITHOUT READING ANY REVIEWS OR ANYTHING ABOUT IT INCLUDING THE BACK OF THE BOOK.  JUST GRAB IT AND READ IT.)  It’s pretty much the best thing.  “The Information” and “Money” are my other 2 favourite novels of his.  And his...
Apr 26th
ListenA song I wrote and recorded in 45 minutes. I...
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More ‘John Safran Vs God’
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More Steroid Maximus doing Venture Bros.
Apr 12th
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Thirlwell is the best. jamesurbaniak: J.G. Thirlwell conducts a live orchestral performance of music from “The Venture Brothers.” Greatest thing ever or greatest thing ever?
Apr 12th
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What I would write on the back of the VHS case for...
Detective John Dracula is the Los Angeles Police Department’s top cop.  He may bend the rules from time to time, but no one has collared more criminals or solved more crimes.  Highly decorated and admired by his peers, Det. Dracula is one of the brightest lights protecting the city from it’s own darkness.  But Dracula has a secret… He’s actually the mythical Count...
Apr 10th
POLTERGOOF →
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A list of the 5 movies I would write and film if I...
Vampire Robin Hood DracuLAPD Poltergoof: A Comedy Movie About Ghosts Dr. Fartnoise, Chief of Police DracuLAPD 2: Frankenstein Five-O
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What kind of show would ‘Caroline in the City’ be if it starred Wolverine? A SniktCom!
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March 2011
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“Hey Maggi im soooo sorry 2 hear about Doug he was a great guy I always loved...”
– A sincere and moving tribute posted on my Aunt’s facebook wall to honour her lost husband.
Mar 27th
“You got any games with trucks fer the Sony?”
– - Middle-aged man in front of me in line at EB Games this morning, 2 minutes after they opened early for the 3DS launch.  I could have had my 3DS 5 minutes earlier if this jack-off hadn’t needed a trucks game for his PlayStation.  His thought process: “Why’re folks lining up...
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Mar 13th
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Listen“My Love” - a silly song I just wrote...
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NewsRadio
Dave: As I predicted, we have something of a mutiny on our hands.
Jimmy: Oh yeah! You're completely under siege. Just like that guy in that... that movie... What's it called?
Dave: Under Siege?
Jimmy: No...
Dave: Under Siege 2?
Jimmy: No...
Dave: Under Siege 3?
Jimmy: That's the one.
Lisa: I don't think they made Under Siege 3.
Jimmy: Hey... I can dream, can't I?
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